Janet Boobery

To the tune of Gilbert & Sullivan's "Tit-willow" from the "Mikaido"
(music is here:Tit-Willow MIDI )

Lyrics : © 2004 Andrew Solkin, British Colombia, Canada, used with permission

On Super Bowl Sunday, a singer's right tit
O billow*, tit-billow, tit-billow!
Gave folk in America one mighty fit,
O billow, tit-billow, tit-billow!
Each jaded New Yorker, each Arkansas rube,
Unsuspectingly watching the game on the tube,
Didn't know that at half-time, he'd see Janet's boob,
O billow, tit-billow, tit-billow!

A storm in a D-cup, a molehill indeed,
O billow, tit-billow, tit-billow!
That prompted the FCC's blustering screed,
O billow, tit-billow, tit-billow!
Each TV reporter, each pundit pronounced
That the MTV moguls deserved to be bounced
And the network executives all be denounced,
O billow, tit-billow, tit-billow!

Now I haven't the tiniest bit of a doubt
O billow, tit-billow, tit-billow!
'Twas no "wardrobe malfunction" that made it pop out,
O billow, tit-billow, tit-billow!
Though her talents, though meagre, have won her some fame,
Her silicon figure is what makes her name,
Any "star" in a thousand would do just the same -
O billow, tit-billow, tit-billow